How our half of the conversation almost always goes when the phone rings in the teachers' room at school (translations in parentheses)

• Teacher: Moshi moshi, sakurai chuugakkou desu. (Hello, this is Sakurai Junior High School)
• pause
• Teacher: Eh (yes)
• pause
• Teacher: Eh (yes)
• pause
• Teacher: Eh (yes)
• pause
• Teacher: Eh (yes)
• pause
• Teacher: Eh (yes)
• pause
• Teacher: Eh (yes)
• pause
• Teacher: Eh (yes)
• pause
• Teacher: Eh (yes)
• pause
• Teacher: Wakarimashita. Shitsurei shimasu (Okay, got it. Goodbye)
• click
• I hate when the phone rings because I know the next 45 seconds or so are going to be really annoying.